Feel the Vibrations
Look, the bottom line is, when Mark Wahlberg points at you with a golf club, you’re going to listen – for as we all know, he’s like, only superceded in strength and power by Chuck Norris.
Still, The Luminary managed to not heed the call for at least one week, proving once again that the only entity that can suppress The Luminary is, indeed, The Luminary. We learned that Parkville was listed in Men’s Journal as one of the “Top 50 Best Places to Live” just as we were going through our final edits (yes, believe it or not, from time to time, we are edited). Naturally, I wanted to redo the entire paper around this nugget because it was deadline, and I live to make my pressmen miserable every Thursday evening. A cooler head prevailed – editor Mandy Hay’s, of course – and we made the decision that Parkville would be in the Top 50 for another week, and we’d go with it next episode.
I mean, how much damage could Tom Hutsler do to in a week’s time, right?
Which reminds me – look for our final obit to the Power Plant smokestack in next week’s episode.